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karen denier
An ole fashioned busybody who thinks its their job to point out their neighbors transgressions, then when you point out they are a Karen they use semantics and other made up definitions on UD to save the humiliation of being labeled a Karen. Also know as a "YadKaren".
Dang did you see Bob go at his neighbor again for the fence that was 2 inches above code?
Yeah I've talked to Bob, he is a karen denier, there is no hope but he does have cold beer
Yeah I've talked to Bob, he is a karen denier, there is no hope but he does have cold beer
karen denier by theway146 May 4, 2021
Snooty Karen
An unenthusiastic, effortless blow job. This is typically performed by a woman that feels like it is beneath her to do such a thing.
My wife has been promising me a blow job for the last three weeks. She reluctantly gave me a Snooty Karen on the couch while she watched The View and occasionally complained about how long it was taking.
Snooty Karen by andrewmarshall10 November 21, 2018
kardemomme
The iconic spice eaten by Isak and Even the first time they hung out. Later on, Even gives Isak a note. On one side, Isak is alone with a cheese sandwich without kardemomme. On the other side is the same time in a different universe and with Isak and Even eating cheese sandwiches WITH kardemomme.
kardemomme by philipshea November 23, 2016
belmont karen
Hey Jimmy, did you hear about the customer who complained about his 5 year old Robo-Mower being broken and wanting a replacement? Man he was acting as a real belmont karen!
belmont karen by not-dasbomber May 21, 2022
karen took the kids
When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids
Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids
Just please don't let this happen to you
Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids
Just please don't let this happen to you
You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!
(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!
(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...
karen took the kids by Queen_Messo March 8, 2019
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