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I am ready for karmange
by Daisy_Duck November 22, 2023
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karmageddon

A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.

Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.

The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!
by grailer August 6, 2008
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Karmageddon

When there is so much karma due, that there is no need for a battle between good and evil. Karma just comes in and sweeps the evil ones off the planet.
Too many people doing too much evil. Time for karmageddon.
by Pissed at evil doers November 12, 2013
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karmage

The desired outcome of an act of kindness, or the undesired reapage of a nasty deed. A Pauly Shore way to say the word "karma." It's also fun to say because people mistake it for the word "carnage."
Dude, if you would do me a kindness, you might just reap you some good karmage.

After I cut that lady off and then ran a red, I got slayed some karmage by getting pulled over by the fuzz.
by Skwids January 1, 2012
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Karmageddon

The moment when an accumulation of bad deeds catches up to you and manifests in the form of a catestrophic end-of-world type sceanrio. Usually preceeded by a feeling of impending doom.
If I don't stop, this is going to turn into a Karmageddon.
by rac3hel August 16, 2011
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Kariangely

Woman who is loyal to her true friends, love the hardest and stays with her strap in her backpack. She might come off as an angel but inside she’s a fire sign. Very shy at first but loud once you get to know her.
If her name Kariangely she’s a fire sign with lots of strap game to give.
by Omgdeejay November 23, 2021
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karmageddon

It's like, when when everybody is sending off these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,the Earth explodes and it's like a real bummer....
this is one of those words that seems like a revelation when you're stoned....
by seregil November 2, 2004
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