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A slang term used by the people of Seville, Spain and fans of their professional football team - Sevilla FC - to describe a marijuana joint. It is also of little coincidence that Sevilla FC's celebrated Malaian star forward is named Frederic Kanoute.
Juan: You trying to roll up a Kanoute?

Jasper: Of course, make sure you don't leave any seeds in it this time!
Kanoute by Alex McABEEEEEE October 6, 2009
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Kabouter Plop Syndrome 

Refers to a disease of some kinda making people look like kabouter plop character body shapes
A common symptom of Kabouter Plop Syndrome is swelling

kanuter valve 

(1) A generic sexual bodypart.
(2) A generic carpart.
(3) A term used to trick people that don't know much about sex or cars.
(1) Dude, I think I sprained my kanuter valve when I lost it on the handrail.
(2) Sorry ma'am, we're gonna have to replace the whole kanuter valve, and the one that fits your car is mighty expensive.
(3) Hey Chris, know what a kanuter valve is?
kanuter valve by Jeth June 13, 2005

kabouter kreun 

Kabouter kreun is a very small person and has a small pipi
He daar is kabouter kreun dat is een dom iemand
kabouter kreun by Kabouter Kreun December 13, 2021

kanooter valve 

Is a made up car part so you can lie to your wife,girlfriend,side chick about your vehical breaking down.
Wife: hunny why didnt you come home earlier
Husband : The kanooter valve busted.
kanooter valve by lilsauce September 13, 2016

kanooter valve 

In the fire service, this a small, hard to find,nearly invisible piece found on the engine or tactical, usually near the hose stretcher.
You better find that kanooter valve by lunch time.
kanooter valve by firefightress September 25, 2009
In filipino, someone who really likes doing the deed all the time. As in anytime of the day.
Si juan mahilig sa kantutan..KANTUTERO kasi!....
kantutero by manyak manok February 19, 2005