Een kabouter is eng wezentje dat enorm hatelijk is. Het komt meestal voor als een klein mannetje met een witte baard en een rood mutsje. Ze kunnen enorm idioot zijn en stelen vaak je spullen.
Persoon 1: "Wie is dat op de radio?"
Man op de radio: "Baby get higheeeeer!!"
Persoon 2: "Oh, dat is kabouter."
Persoon 1: "Die voetballer is wel erg klein!"
Persoon 2: "Klopt, dat is ook kabouter Wesley."
Persoon 1: "Ik ben mijn portemonnee kwijt!"
Persoon 2: "Misschien is ie gestolen."
Persoon 1: "Ja, maar door wie?!"
Persoon 2: "Door de Roel van Velzentjes."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!