Skip to main content
Kanold’s go through a lot but are always there when you need them. Sometimes they feel their family and friends don’t understand what they are going through and aren’t always there for them. But this family will always take care of each other no matter what. Sometimes we don’t think we are helping eachother but really are. Kanold’s are beautiful people on the inside and out. If you find kanold’s never let go
In Germany Chocolate factory named after kanold
kanold by Momo Ozzie’s May 8, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch

Kanoodlebird 

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.
All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.
Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019
Related Words

kanooder valve 

Fictional part of an engine, used when the cause of a problem is unknown.
My FIAT has been running horrible lately, must be that damn kanooder valve.
kanooder valve by ed$$ December 11, 2004
Is a wordy force and being which is very powerful, it often breaks into aggressive bursts of energy when accompanied with its friends.From time to time it transforms into a NAB,when the behaviour becomes too extreme.Beware of this being and stay safe,#kanoda
Wow.He’s such a kanoda.
kanoda by HSJDJCJCJRJE November 14, 2022

Douche Kanoodler 

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.
Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler
Douche Kanoodler by lizzchick September 16, 2011
"who would you kanoodle with first?"
"i would kanoodle with kale and then taco because kale is hot."
kanoodle by deathfish October 3, 2020

Kanoodling 

The gross behaviours of a new couple. The overtly lovey-dovey actions that sicken everyone not in that relationship.
Usually in the form of cuddling and un-nessecary giggling as a result of public tickling.
"Omg, look at Suzy and Tommy Kanoodling in the corner."
"Yea, they should get a room."

{BARF}
Kanoodling by Sydney; [SMD] =] January 22, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next