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kanij also known is maid/slave. Or just call her piece of shit. People with this name loves drama, stinks and best of all loves cute brown boys.
GET BACK TO WORK YOU FILTHY KANIJ
kanij by we344 November 20, 2021
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Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!
Related Words
kanija • kanijah • Kanijha • kanij • kani • kanias • Kadijah • kaiju • kamijirou • kadija

Kanigits 

The obnoxious French pronunciation of the English word "knight" specifically of King Arthur and His knights of the Round Table in the movie Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
You silly English kanigits! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries:
Kanigits by letithappen88 August 22, 2016
Loyal fans of Christian Kane-musician & actor, who has created a cult following due to his kick ass music, strong acting in both movies and TV, his drop dead looks, & southern boy charm. He's known for being a fun, genuine, grateful, & humble guy in real life that only adds to his charm.

Christian (CK to Kaniacs) began acting in Fame LA but his role as Lindsey McDonald in Joss Whedon's hit series Angel began the true Kaniac phenomenon. He's starred in major motion pics such as Just Married, Secondhand Lions, & Hide just to name a few. His current role in TNT's Leverage as Eliot f*ckin' Spencer (The Hitter) has brought a whole new level of obsession and Kaniacs following has swelled to epic levels.

CK recently released an incredible EP with songs such as The House Rules & Whisky in Mind that shot to #1 on Amazon & #3 on ITunes TWO days after its release. EPIC onstage performances w/Steve Carlson have caused Kaniacs to drive hours away, fly cross-country, or half-way 'round the globe to see CK live.

A lot of Kaniacs say they don't normally like country music but they love every tune he's ever put out! Yeah - he's THAT good.

Also an influential force on Twitter CK tweeted for 'his people' to add John Schneider AKA Bo Duke causing John to gain 1000+ followers in the form of Kaniacs and Grifters (fans of Leverage) in only a few hours.

Kaniacs are in true force at his live shows & on his internet sites.

Kanaics aren't groupies - they are FANS.
Behold the power of fangirls, Grifters, and KANIACS!

Kaniacs are like a cult. Once you listen into Christian Kane's music, it's already too late - he's got you!

Once you go Kaniac, you never go back.

Christian Kane is the creator of Rule #7! And Kaniacs play by his rules!!
Kaniacs by Ali07 April 29, 2010
Kanej is the ship name between Kaz and Inej from Six of Crows
Friend: Have you finished Six of Crows?
Me: Yes! I totally ship Kanej
kanej by Deanisabeast December 10, 2018
Possibly the most pretty girl in the whole wide world but is really mean,bossy and a bitch at times so don't get on her bad side. And is really shy until...you get to know her. She i the type for goofy relationships And she smells great. And is a virgin. Often nickname of Nia. she's a really cool chick and is down to ride for you no matter what. Most compliment her on her intelligence. She doesn't make friends easily because many take her confidence for arrogance but she's really down to earth and sweet when you get to meet her. She has big dreams and a vision for lots of money in her future. She isn't a fighter but knows how to stand up for herself and her mouth can get the best of her most times. She is short but don't let the height fool you she's a hothead at heart.
i need me A kania
Kania by KehlaniTsunami December 20, 2015
Goofy fun to be around life of the party always has something to talk about loves to dance loves food always eating but never gains weight great friend someone you can depend on. Love able, caring and genuine person feisty...
I can always depend on kadija
kadija by Lordray November 20, 2017
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