A hybrid animal, equal parts kangaroo and alligator. Frequently dismissed as mythical creatures due to the fact that they are invisible and cannot be seen by the human eye. They tend to live on the sides of volanoes and feed off of joy berries (also invisible). Hands down the most dangerous creature on planet earth, they have no common enemies but every once in a while fast moving lava flows may strike one down. Stories of Kangarators have been passed down from generation to generation and the public is just now becoming more aware of them.
Child: Mom can me and Jimmy go playing on the volcanoe today?
Mom: Absolutely not you'll get your face ripped off by a Kangarator.
Manoj is a smartman. When manoj attend the stinky book festival, but lets a large cloud of flatulence release from his loose buttocks, and stinks up the room even more. He evilly closed all windows and blocks all exits with his manly cheeks. Then, using his powerful asscheeks, he pull the wall of the rooms in, and starts to shrink the room. The book enthusiasts are soon suffocated by the methane-filled manoj sharts, and faint immediately. But, alas! Manoj closes the room too small to contain his own body, and he implodes and stinks up the room even more.
Shyub: Yo, Ming and Shatang, did u catch that Manoj Kandafarticus that happened yesterday?
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!
kandar - who ever one sees
oli - irritates / spoils one time / annoys
kandaroli - a person who pokes his nose into everyones business,
literal meaning - a person who is ready to fu*k who ever he sees
A girl beyond description. If this rare caliber of person is found, one may try to tell her how amazing she is but would trail off and become lost in her deep eyes during their frail attempt at the impossible. Every single feature is an absolutely impeccable asset. The closest synonym to describe her body is Aphrodite, however this still only gives the vaguest sense of her beauty; and of that beauty, only outer, which, although indescribable, falls low on the scale when compared to that of her personality. Her mind. Her heart. All that is inside.
You'll never believe it! Today I found my Kandra!
From the moment I laideyes on her, I knew she was a Kandra, and that's all I could think about...