Kandahar 

A city and province in southern Afghanistan, which used to be the capital of Afghanistan. The people are 99% Pashtun and are known throughout Afghanistan as very beautiful and people with light hair and eyes. They men are known to be quite aggressive and funny . Also Kandahar is the cultural capital of Pashtuns, their dialect is different from the ones spoken in other parts of Afghanistan. Their dialect of pashto is closely related to the ones spoken in Herat, Farah, Nimruz and Helmand. All are close to the iranian border. The Pashtuns are people of the iranic stock. People from Kandahar are very patriotic.

"All he talks about is Afghanistan and Kandahar but he is so handsome and makes me laugh lemme give him a chance!"

- bitch , of course he is from kandahar what did you expect

Kandahar by shiraziprincess August 1, 2017

kandahar 

Anyone who resembles a stinky Iraqi. Can also be used to describe ones anus after rigorous butt fucking.

Hey Hope, you're a real kandahar ass motherfucker.

kandahar by Remmi Bonjaski December 3, 2003

kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator”

The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia

kandahar cock wrench by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025

Manoj Kandafarticus 

Manoj is a smart man. When manoj attend the stinky book festival, but lets a large cloud of flatulence release from his loose buttocks, and stinks up the room even more. He evilly closed all windows and blocks all exits with his manly cheeks. Then, using his powerful asscheeks, he pull the wall of the rooms in, and starts to shrink the room. The book enthusiasts are soon suffocated by the methane-filled manoj sharts, and faint immediately. But, alas! Manoj closes the room too small to contain his own body, and he implodes and stinks up the room even more.

Shyub: Yo, Ming and Shatang, did u catch that Manoj Kandafarticus that happened yesterday?
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!

Manoj Kandafarticus by Shatarngarishi ThinMintz June 16, 2018

kandahari method 

The kandahari method is not just a method it is a technique, an ability to rizz that is impossible to reach for a common man like yourself. To learn the kandahari method, one must traverse Afghanistan ten times in a circle.

Average nigga “Yo his rizz so good he must be using the kandahari method”
Wise nigga “I think it might be the kandahari method bro I thought that shit was impossible, he got all the bitches in the city in -0 seconds”

kandahari method by Samuel Adi February 28, 2024

Kandalaria 

If someone is named Kandalaria be their friend, be best friends actually

Chad: Kandalaria looks so lonely let’s go make her our friend
GoJo: I LOVE THAT IDEA!

Kandalaria by Kandalaria November 23, 2021

Kaedaharakazuhas 

Litteraly one of the most amazing ppl that I met u don't need to interact a lot w them to know that they're epic litteraly one of the funniest content creators and I'm so glad to be their mutual they make my day by popping on my fyp ALSO if you read this you enjoy watching kazuha smeared in oil shaking his booty at monster speed on hd🥰

Keadaharakazuhas has a pisskink
Live laugh love kaedaharakazuhas

Kaedaharakazuhas by anonymous April 29, 2022