Kalson

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Kalson is a sweet person and really funny once you get to know him and he really makes you feel happy when your down and he is always nice and never goes behind your back and he always is there for you and he will be your friend even if you he thinks your weird in a way and his skills are above anyone else and he will be your friend forever and always has a cute smile and personality and never makes you feel down

wow that guy is really cute must be a Kalson

Kalson by figs1010 June 11, 2018

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kalson

he is an amazing guy once you get to know him he is a really funny person and when you are down he will make you feel better and he always is a active person and never goes behind peoples backs and you know when you meet a kalson you are one lucky person to have in your life and he is a really sweet guy to be around when your down

he is really nice he must be a kalson

kalson by figs1010 June 11, 2018

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Karlson

K A R L S O N V I B E
milk gang
dani the milk man
karlson go to the store to buy milk

Dani: "Karlson is milk gang"

Karlson by _pgreggo May 19, 2020

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Kalvon

a name you can call yourself when coming up with French names. Kalvin = Kalvon

French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi

Kalvon by LeWhiz June 12, 2018

Kasoning

When something that happened a while ago, is brought up over and over again (even if it's not funny) until the person who is talking gets acknowledged. It can also be a form of making excuses for something you are bad at.

Bro that shit happened 20 minutes ago, quit Kasoning.

Dude, just because you suck doesn't mean the game is bad, stop Kasoning

Kasoning by Skale325 May 25, 2021

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Oh so you dont know what karlson is?

KARLSON IS JUST A LITTLE GAME IM WORKING OM WISHLIST IT NOW ON STEAM GAMERS

Dani: Oh so you dont know what karlson is? KARLSON IS JUST A LITTLE GAME IM WORKING OM WISHLIST IT NOW ON STEAM BONERS

Oh so you dont know what karlson is? by EPICKARLSONGAMER June 18, 2021

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Kalon

(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.

"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."

Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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