kalpita

A very funny and sarcastic girl. Her words are like fire but she has a heart of gold. She can enlighten anyone's mood.

"Kalpita is a fun loving person."

by Sweetheart1000 January 9, 2021

Kapitan Pavel

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.

Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan

by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021

kalitar

Someone with extraordinary luck. In any kind of games - board or card - if you have a lot of luck you can be a kalitar.

A backgammon game, if one of the players throus only good dices the other can say:
-You are such a kalitar!
-Ти си ебати калитара!

by j.mok February 12, 2010

Kalpit

Unimaginable, an intelligent person with a great sense of humour

Being a kalpit is the greatest achievement anyone can ever have

by Culprit04 May 25, 2018

Kapitan Fala

He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.

“Elo elo trzy dwa zero” - You
“Dasz mi heetsa” - Kapitan Fala

by Pałalizator January 26, 2023

kapitanof

Kapitanof is a really great maths teacher who kicks people out of class for insulting Justin Beiber and Harry Potter

Kapitanof is a cool teacher

by BlairChuck March 13, 2018

kapitan tutan

Kapitan Tutan is a lady's man. He is the epitome of awesomeness. He is also the dream every boy and men in their community.
He is the village head that sidelines on movie production, before Chico Loco went to Dubai. Now, he is busy putting party-lists.
Chico Loco hated this guy so much, that he called this guy an old man.

Ako si Kapitan Tutan, puwede mong kapitan kahit saan.
Oh yes! It's me, Kapitan Tutan

by Kay Tutan Tayo November 30, 2018