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If you don't have a greek best friend in you life, go find yourself one.

shes a black haired, dark eyed greek that grows more hair then her dog ralph. Kalotina tends to have a spicy personality but has the biggest heart of us all. No need to test her loyalty because she will always have your back. She tends to be 4 ft and acts 6ft is most cases, and will never participate in any sports but netball. Kalotina will never go ice skating or roller skating otherwise she will be pushed around on her ass. Kalotina has a very bubbly personality that makes anyone comfortable talking with her, she is the most easy going, most caring person. Kalotina will always put a smile on your face no matter how upset or angry you are. Kalotina is not as innocent as she appears. Kalotina never gets involved in drama and will cut them psycho people from her life. Get yourself a bestie Kalotina.
'who's that?"
"oh thats just Kalotina"
kalotina by qasdebh May 20, 2021
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A manipulative person who lie to countless of people just to get their way. Someone doubtful in life and always depend on other people. lack of self-esteem, joy in life, and enthusiasm. Very Troublesome if come encounter with others. Lie without having any feelings or remorse. A Failure in life.
be careful, he might be a Kaotai
Kaotai by envymylove November 14, 2010

kalolaine 

Big Black Girl, Dumb, Funny, Stupid, No common sense, she is tall, looks older than her real age, pretty cool, really curly hair, big booty, muscly!
Bro look at that kalolaine!
A Maori god in his own ranks, full of sexy mana and flowing with Lion red in his veins. Everybody needs a Kapotai
Kapotai is one heck of a matua
kapotai by Hsjshshzj November 22, 2021

Kalokairinos

**Kalokairinos** *(noun)*
A slang term used by Greeks in Greece and some Greek diaspora to describe a Greek-American (or diaspora Greek) who visits Greece during the summer, suddenly acts overly “authentically Greek,” and then returns to America continuing the exaggerated behavior. The term is usually teasing or mildly mocking, implying that the person identifies strongly with Greece culturally while not actually participating in everyday Greek life — such as voting in Greece, serving in the military, paying taxes there, or dealing with the country’s day-to-day realities. The people who live in Greece temporarily tolerate them.

A common sign of a *kalokairinos* is returning from Greece and immediately trying to prove they are “more Greek” than other Greek-Americans — often by correcting accents, overusing Greek slang, talking about “how things are done in Greece,” or acting culturally superior despite sometimes being less connected to actual Greek language, history, or everyday life than the people they are criticizing. Added qualifier is if he starts smoking and/or carries a koboloi.

Derived from the Greek word *kalokairi* (καλοκαίρι), meaning “summer.”

**Female form:** *Kalokairini* (Καλοκαιρινή)*.*
Bro came back from three weeks in Greece wearing tight black shirts, calling everyone ‘re malaka,’ blasting bouzoukia in his BMW, and acting like a manga. Now he’s telling every other Greek-American they’re not ‘real Greeks.’ Total kalokairinos.
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