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Kalkanator

When a teacher can't control his/her own class. When he/she yells nobody pays any attention.
"Dude, shes such a Kalkanator"

"I know right!"
Kalkanator by Austin Kal November 9, 2011
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Kaykanese 

a sacred language consisting of a complex dialect only to be spoken during ceremonial K bumping.
Last night at the circuit party I was dancing in k puddles and ditches all the while telling my friend in Kaykanese, "Wheew, I'm o-Kay are you o-Kay??"

Kalkunet 

Norwegian word for Turkey, in conjuction. Used when an individual pranks another by stuffing their semen in a Turkey and giving it (To the guy you hate.)
Guy 1: 'Hah, you just got kalkunet.'
Guy 2: 'Damn, that is pretty gay.'
Guy 1: 'No homo thoe
Kalkunet by PhilosophicStone August 31, 2018

kalyanee 

Potatos can be mundane but are versatile asf, just like kalyanee lol.
kalyanee by Goldypotato November 23, 2021

kalyanee 

Potatoes can be mundane but are versatile asf, just like kalyanee lol.
kalyanee by Goldypotato November 23, 2021

kalvanesha

Ghetto long ass name. A girl that can be the devil or an angel it's all up to you.She can be bipolar, but she's a good friend to all. She is loyal, smart, sweet, and caring and have a smart ass mouth but She go out of her way to make other people happy. She don't give a fuck and will let it be known. She's a person you can go to for advice! You'll never meet another girl like her. You'll be a foul if you pass her up!! Don't piss her off cause she has a quick temper and will mess you up in a blink of a eye. In times with someone gets loud or argumentative she will get quite defensive or will shut down.
There's a kalvanesha... I need me a kalvanesha!
kalvanesha by Whoseyomama November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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