A language that only people named Kaiya can speak. This language usually consists of an arrangement of letters which some may call gibberish. This may not seem real to some, but it's actually a thing.
a sacred language consisting of a complexdialect only to be spoken during ceremonial K bumping.
Last night at the circuit party I was dancing in k puddles and ditches all the while telling my friend in Kaykanese, "Wheew, I'm o-Kay are you o-Kay??"