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Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.
The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.
Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022
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Mele Kalikimaka 

Mele Kalikimaka! What did you get from Santa Clause?
Mele Kalikimaka by Sweasle August 6, 2010

Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.
If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.
Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011

Wiz Kalifa 

A Wiz Kalifa aka a "Salty lemonade" or a "Mello Yellow " is a sexual act similar to a snowball but with urine instead of semen. After urinating in the recipients mouth. It is then spit back into the mouth of the urinator. Often seen in speciality porn
I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.
Wiz Kalifa by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012

Khalifin' 

To consume incredibly large quantities of marijuana within a 24 hour period
Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was khalifin' all day!
Khalifin' by swaggasaurus907 December 28, 2011
Somebody who acts like a badboy but when you got to know his is all soft on the inside.
"Ugh i hate kalif"
"Why he's so sweet!"
"Omg u like him"
"No i just video call him on sc everyday"

"Hehehe"
Kalif by Imakillfishh February 28, 2019
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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