kalifi 

He is the most sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is very talented, so handsome, and will never cheat on you, he will fill your heart with joy and never break it

Kalifi is Trina's best friend forever.

kalifi by Lionguard November 4, 2017

Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.

The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.

Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022

Mele Kalikimaka 

Merry Christmas in Hawaiian.

Mele Kalikimaka! What did you get from Santa Clause?

Mele Kalikimaka by Sweasle August 6, 2010

Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.

If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.

Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011

Wiz Kalifa 

A Wiz Kalifa aka a "Salty lemonade" or a "Mello Yellow " is a sexual act similar to a snowball but with urine instead of semen. After urinating in the recipients mouth. It is then spit back into the mouth of the urinator. Often seen in speciality porn

I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.

Wiz Kalifa by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012

Khalifin' 

To consume incredibly large quantities of marijuana within a 24 hour period

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was khalifin' all day!

Khalifin' by swaggasaurus907 December 28, 2011

Kalif 

Somebody who acts like a badboy but when you got to know his is all soft on the inside.

"Ugh i hate kalif"
"Why he's so sweet!"
"Omg u like him"
"No i just video call him on sc everyday"

"Hehehe"

Kalif by Imakillfishh February 28, 2019