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A old dude who can’t find love, also loves to make fun of kids and fights with them. Assumes he gets “ganged” up, and is the worst teacher ever.
Bruh u so pilau”-Kalaiwa
kalaiwa by Boldness June 2, 2018
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kalahwauki 

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.
2020 is so kalahwauki
kalahwauki by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020
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Kalahwauki 

When something just is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of wonky
Nothing is going right today, it was a kalahwauki day.

The computer is acting kalahwauki
Kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 25, 2020

kalahwauki 

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable
2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.
kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020
Kalaivani is such a beautiful caring and loving person.
Drake:"have u seen that girl?"
Mary:"yes she is just line a kalaivani
kalaivani by Kdvjejd January 3, 2018
A name given to only to most beautiful, amazing, funny, and lovable people. Kalaias are often the offspring of a Mexican family. They are usually born with an identity crisis, thinking that they are ewokes, when they actually are wompas.

A kalaia is the most gifted name a person can receive. No one could be more beautiful or amazing as a kalaia. Nicknamed t- Rex for their terrifying cuteness.
You are a kalaia, not an ewok, get right.
Kalaia by Fishy dog August 13, 2011

Kalaiarasi 

Kalaiarasi is defined as the Queen of Art and knowledge.Very calm and kind but can be dangerous too sometimes.
Kalaiarasi by anonymous November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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