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kaito vocaloid 

absolute hottest guy on earth. I would lick his ass clean idc if hes middle aged.

Hot as fuck, absolute smash, 10/10

I love Kaito so so so so sososososososo much.
Me: I'm really horny for Kaito vocaloid rn.
Anyone: Oh.
Me: Dreaming about that ass.
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Mexican Kaito 

For a friend on an app called Amino,A cheerful mexican who is a edited ver. of Kaito Momota from A game known a danganronpa V3. He is also known as my friend(GATOROCKS)husbando.
Gato always mention mexican kaito in voice chat,its not meant to be racist.
Mexican Kaito by WilliamsPK08 March 4, 2019

Pulling a kaito 

Pulling a kaito consist of having his cake and eating it too........ On your birthday
ANYONE: "Today is gonna be very important to me. Are you gonna be there?"

KAITO: "Not if Calvin is there, or Chason and Elvis are together, or if you guys are doing anything i don't want to do, and I am especially not going if we all don't join together and make every moment, event, and spoken word about me.

ANYONE: I hate it when you are pulling a Kaito....
A name that doesn't exist in the dictionary.
"Kaisom, how do you say that? Is that in my book?"
Kaisom by ok_bet June 21, 2021

Masaharu Kaito 

Masaharu Kaito (海藤 正治, Kaitō Masaharu) is a major supporting character in Judgment & Lost Judgment, as well as the protagonist of "The Kaito Files" in Lost Judgment. He is the former lieutenant of the Matsugane Family, as well as the former manager of Charles. He is currently a private investigator.

Kaito has a tall ( 6 ft 3) & muscular build, cropped black hair, chinstrap beard. A small scar cuts through his left eyebrow,

Kaito wears an orange, yellow & black floral silk button down shirt, a pair of light grey dress pants, a brown leather belt, pair of black slip-on leather loafers.

Kaito is a blunt, brash ,honest man, but he is also quite easygoing, & enjoys helping people especially if money is involved.He is shown to care deeply for those he considers part of his family, & won't hesitate to jump into harm's way if it means protecting them.

During his childhood, he suffered physical abuse from his alcoholic father. He was expelled from high school, ran away from home, continuing on a path of delinquency until he eventually ended up in juvenile detention. He blamed his father for the way his life turned out, but came to realize that he was at fault.

Kaito joined Matsugane crime Family after completing his time in juvie. He 1st met takayuki Yagami not long after. The 2 often got into fist fights, with Kaito easily beating the then-teenage Yagami each time, until they eventually became friends later.
Masaharu Kaito has 2 fighting styles Bruiser & Tank
Masaharu Kaito by Blu_leef February 8, 2023

Kaito Momota 

An amazing man who is carefree and determined to reach his goals. He's quite the charmer and will never give up! Also has pretty good sex.
I wish all guys were like Kaito Momota.
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murderhobo 

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