kailob
kailob by Takenbytom March 31, 2017
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kaelob
Kaelob is a boy that wants to be a man, but finds himself still standing at the edge of childhood, for he threw away a great relationship with a nice girl that treated him wonderfully and loved him. This was because he got bored with his relationship and realized that there were prettier girls, therefore, he created a problem and blamed the girl for their relationship ending. He then gets with another girl that was prettier, funnier, and older than the other girl. Though, he would be a lot happier if he listened to his heart and stayed close to the one that loved him. If Kaelob were to realize what his heart was hinting, there would be no telling how great his life could be. After all this being said, Kaelob is very good looking with dark eyes and a charming smile. Not to mention that he can make almost anyone laugh, for humor comes very naturally to him. Kaelob really is a ladies' man, but he should do himself a favor and listen to what his heart tells him.
Kaileb
Kaileb is the most handsome, honest guy you will ever meet. He’s very athletic, smart, and protective. He will never let anything happen to you on his watch. Kaileb is the best boyfriend anyone could ever had. Normally girls screw him over because he’s so vulnerable. If something is sad, he will cry about it. No matter who is watching. He doesn’t care if his friends, parents, or girlfriend is around, he will show his emotions as he pleases. Kaileb always has a head start; he has a job, has a car, and always gets his work done on time. Kaileb can tend to get into some trouble but he always comes out on top. He never makes the same mistake twice. He will love you with all his heart and he will stick by you through all of your problems. He isn’t there to fix your problems but he’s there to stand by you and be with you. He is the greatest friend, boyfriend, and son anyone could ever have.
kilobool
Jerry: Hey what's that you got there?
Derrick: a little bit a bool. I just bought a kilobool for my home dawg yesterday and it will blow your fucking mind
Jerry: awwww shit gimme some of that kilobool
Derrick: Fuck yeah bro just bick back and be bool. You won't know the shit that just hit you.
Jerry: Awwwww yeah hit me
Derrick: a little bit a bool. I just bought a kilobool for my home dawg yesterday and it will blow your fucking mind
Jerry: awwww shit gimme some of that kilobool
Derrick: Fuck yeah bro just bick back and be bool. You won't know the shit that just hit you.
Jerry: Awwwww yeah hit me
Kailo
The most sweetest caring guy you’ll ever meet. Once he sets his eyes on you and he wants you he’ll make an extreme amount of effort to know he cares for you. He will make you laugh all the time. He’s extremely humble and very good looking. He’s the best friend anyone can ask for. Hes a homebody he likes to play video games and chill at home or go out and party on weekend nights. He lacks motivation and confidence in himself when he should have it. He is different and nobody is like him, if you find him don’t let him go
kailon
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