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The best person you can be around, especially when you want to be fun. He is also the life of the party. He’s also an outgoing person. He can be also change the mood of everyone in the room just by showing up. everyone loves him
Bro Kahlob has the longest shlong ever
Kahlob by saggernagger August 29, 2021
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Kaelob is a boy that wants to be a man, but finds himself still standing at the edge of childhood, for he threw away a great relationship with a nice girl that treated him wonderfully and loved him. This was because he got bored with his relationship and realized that there were prettier girls, therefore, he created a problem and blamed the girl for their relationship ending. He then gets with another girl that was prettier, funnier, and older than the other girl. Though, he would be a lot happier if he listened to his heart and stayed close to the one that loved him. If Kaelob were to realize what his heart was hinting, there would be no telling how great his life could be. After all this being said, Kaelob is very good looking with dark eyes and a charming smile. Not to mention that he can make almost anyone laugh, for humor comes very naturally to him. Kaelob really is a ladies' man, but he should do himself a favor and listen to what his heart tells him.
Kaelob is naturally funny.
kaelob by emmyrae01 March 13, 2018

Frida Kahlo 

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Frida Kahlo is when a man and women engages in anal sex, then the man rubs his poop covered penis all over the girls eyebrows creating a unibrow, much like the one sported by Frida Kahlo.
After he gave her a Frida Kahlo, she was nervous that she was going to get pink eye.
Frida Kahlo by DreDre69 April 4, 2015
The boy who its shy and has no friends at first. But as he grows upon people he is the kindest, sweetest, most funny person you'll ever meet.
Kasey: did you see what happened last night?
Kahlo: no i was doing my home work
Kasey: you did your homeowork?
Kahlo: no
kahlo by momokkuyo22 June 28, 2014
An extremely gorgeous guy with pretty eyes who has a highly nice personality and knows how to make everyone laugh with a sarcastic humor.Someone whos friendship you want to grab a hold of and never let go.
Kalob...not Caleb!
Kalob by shexyconverse6 June 3, 2011
The royal and lovely surname to the most intelligent, smart, and hard working individuals. all individuals who have this surname are always successful, proud and loving people: They are very warm hearted and fights for whats right. They are never scared and they would always be there to help. Every man that carries the surname are gentlemen who all have their own style with class and passion. "Kahlon´s" are especially always very very very talented in sport and a outstanding leaders and captains.
Girl 1 "That guy is such a gentleman"
Girl 2 " He must be a Kahlon!"
kahlon by svärrrr February 2, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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