kahlob 

a piece of shit that isn’t swag.

did u see that kahlob guy, he’s a bitch

kahlob by swaggybitch69 August 29, 2021

Kahlob 

The best person you can be around, especially when you want to be fun. He is also the life of the party. He’s also an outgoing person. He can be also change the mood of everyone in the room just by showing up. everyone loves him

Bro Kahlob has the longest shlong ever

Kahlob by saggernagger August 29, 2021

kaelob 

Kaelob is a boy that wants to be a man, but finds himself still standing at the edge of childhood, for he threw away a great relationship with a nice girl that treated him wonderfully and loved him. This was because he got bored with his relationship and realized that there were prettier girls, therefore, he created a problem and blamed the girl for their relationship ending. He then gets with another girl that was prettier, funnier, and older than the other girl. Though, he would be a lot happier if he listened to his heart and stayed close to the one that loved him. If Kaelob were to realize what his heart was hinting, there would be no telling how great his life could be. After all this being said, Kaelob is very good looking with dark eyes and a charming smile. Not to mention that he can make almost anyone laugh, for humor comes very naturally to him. Kaelob really is a ladies' man, but he should do himself a favor and listen to what his heart tells him.

Kaelob is naturally funny.

kaelob by emmyrae01 March 13, 2018

Frida Kahlo 

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Frida Kahlo is when a man and women engages in anal sex, then the man rubs his poop covered penis all over the girls eyebrows creating a unibrow, much like the one sported by Frida Kahlo.

After he gave her a Frida Kahlo, she was nervous that she was going to get pink eye.

Frida Kahlo by DreDre69 April 4, 2015

kahlo 

The boy who its shy and has no friends at first. But as he grows upon people he is the kindest, sweetest, most funny person you'll ever meet.

Kasey: did you see what happened last night?
Kahlo: no i was doing my home work
Kasey: you did your homeowork?
Kahlo: no

kahlo by momokkuyo22 June 28, 2014

Kalob 

An extremely gorgeous guy with pretty eyes who has a highly nice personality and knows how to make everyone laugh with a sarcastic humor.Someone whos friendship you want to grab a hold of and never let go.

Kalob...not Caleb!

Kalob by shexyconverse6 June 3, 2011

kahlon 

The royal and lovely surname to the most intelligent, smart, and hard working individuals. all individuals who have this surname are always successful, proud and loving people: They are very warm hearted and fights for whats right. They are never scared and they would always be there to help. Every man that carries the surname are gentlemen who all have their own style with class and passion. "Kahlon´s" are especially always very very very talented in sport and a outstanding leaders and captains.

Girl 1 "That guy is such a gentleman"
Girl 2 " He must be a Kahlon!"

kahlon by svärrrr February 2, 2017