nackered

British for being fucking tired as hell.

Shit man, I'm fucking nackered

nackered by bob July 31, 2003

nackered

An incorrect spelling of the word knackered. When refering to a person, being knackered is to be more exhausted than just being 'tired', but not as much as being 'fucked'. Refering to an object, it could be damaged, or broken.

1. "After kicking puppies up a steep hill for the last 3 hours, I'm really knackered!", said Billy.

2. "I'll have to wash my clothes round at your house, Billy knackered our machine by putting puppies in it again.", said Rita.

nackered by MasterNameless May 11, 2009

nackered

Worn out, used up.

These brake pads are really nackered.

nackered by charles pervo November 26, 2003

nackered

a british term for calling oneself tired, exhausted, ect.

fucking fat chicks leaves me totally nackered mate

nackered by Anonymous// February 17, 2010

nackered

Specifically, being totally worn out after having sex.

Sorry, I won't be coming into work today... I'm totally nackered!!

nackered by Jelili Neve January 29, 2006

nackered

Technical term meaning malfunctioning, broken, damaged or badly made device.
Used in engineering and other professions the IT and mechanical areas.

This computers nackered, it keeps deleting all my files.

nackered by shock October 31, 2003

nackerd 

SEE: Knackered, an adjective that is chiefly British in origin meaning:

very tired or exhausted

defined by dictionary.com the word does not imply sex

"I was on this one flight right, I'm flying, I'm trying to sleep on the plane, I'm fucking "knackered"; very tired right, and I feel this tapping on my head. I look up and there's this little kid - LOOSE!, On the fucking plane! Just loose! It's his playground in the sky. And he has decided that his job is to repetitively tap me on the top of the head.

And I look over at the mom and she's just smilin', and the guy next to her says "Aw, they're so cute when they're that little," and the mom's just smilin'.

Isn't that amazing, letting your kid run loose on a fucking plane... And then the kid runs over to the emergency exit and he starts flipping that handle next to the door. And the guy next to the mom starts to get up,
and I go, "Wait a minute... we're about to learn an important lesson right here."

Kwoooshh.

Why you're right: the smaller he gets, the cuter he is!

-Bill Hicks,
legend,
and comedies sodomist.

nackerd by Rebecka Nothing May 9, 2004