kaeper

To "kaeper" is to get so flustered and emotionally upset you break down and completely give up.

Did you see the Niners play in Seattle? They completely kaepered.

by C.Kaepernick November 11, 2013

keeper

someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.

she my one in a million she a keeper

by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020

Kappersbandje

Mocking nickname for musical bands who make their appearance on mainstream talk-shows. Over acting, copying the style of populair British & US bands, excessive attention to style, fashion & hair do, and poor musical skills are typical for these type of bands.

The tv-host just asked for a round of applause for yet another kappersbandje.

by Sneb October 29, 2012

Kaeperpekpek

What Filipinos who hate the 49ers, call Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Pek pek means pussy in Tagalog.

If we can't stop Kaeperpekpek on this drive, we are going to lose the Super Bowl!

by Extra Mayo February 9, 2013

sweeper keeper

Is a new way of goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer is an example of a sweeper keeper, sweeper keepers usually defend out of the penalty area,

"Cristiano Ronaldo had a break away into Bayern's Half and Manuel Neuer comes out of his Penalty area to defend the box he played the role as a sweeper keeper"

by Soccer, Football, Goalkeeper, September 26, 2014

kaspered

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.

(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".

by coneman March 25, 2013

Smile Keeper❤️❤️

A girl who is very kind and has a lovely personality. She is a very good friend and when you are feeling down...she will make you happy. She is funny and perfect too.😀😀😀❤️❤️

Who's that person over there...It's Smile Keeper❤️❤️!!!❤️. SHE IS A FUN PERSON TO HANG OUT WITH.

by Xpro$ December 25, 2021