A city and province in southern Afghanistan, which used to be the capital of Afghanistan. The people are 99% Pashtun and are known throughout Afghanistan as very beautiful and people with light hair and eyes. They men are known to be quite aggressive and funny . Also Kandahar is the cultural capital of Pashtuns, their dialect is different from the ones spoken in other parts of Afghanistan. Their dialect of pashto is closely related to the ones spoken in Herat, Farah, Nimruz and Helmand. All are close to the iranian border. The Pashtuns are people of the iranic stock. People from Kandahar are very patriotic.

"All he talks about is Afghanistan and Kandahar but he is so handsome and makes me laugh lemme give him a chance!"

- bitch , of course he is from kandahar what did you expect

Kandahar by shiraziprincess August 1, 2017

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Kaddafi

The act of sneaking up behind someone and poking them in the butt hole with an object like a broom handle or thumb mimicking the demise of Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar Gaddafi the "Brother Leader" of the Libyan Arab Jamahiriya from 1977 to 2011.

Note: The act must be accompanied with a loud call of Kaddafi!!! ... otherwise it's kinda gay.

Grandma got the suprise of her life when I snuck up behind her, broom stick in hand and yelled Kaddafi!!!

Kaddafi by V666 December 2, 2011

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