(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.

DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!

kablooted by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010

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kabootled

(adj.) The quickly growing term used to describe one's feeling of deep philosophical intelligence while very under the influence of drugs, mainly weed and hallucinates. Only appropriate when at the climax of one's high.

Dude, life's just a brick door that we allow the world to close, but its' like, we can open it, ya know? Dude I am sooo kabootled right now.

kabootled by cloud9with_ghandi July 27, 2010

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kapooted

Simply a synonym for "zooted." When one is extremely high, drunk, or better yet, both.

I was so kapooted last night at the bar that I ended up passed out at my boy's crib with no recollection of how or when I got there.

kapooted by Kipstopher January 21, 2010

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Kazooted

The act of being a dog and zooted

Wow, I am kazooted haha lol hehe xD. I am kazooted off the seesaw at the high functioning dog park

Kazooted by Spoodlydoodly June 19, 2023

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