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kahooted 

My friend and I are straight kahooted, we smoked a fat blunt.
kahooted by Frank the dank bank March 29, 2017
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kazooted 

Extremely intoxicated on drugs, especially stimulants or weed.
Hey Joe-den, I'm fuckin' kazooted!
kazooted by Mike Buckley November 27, 2002

kablooted 

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.
DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!
kablooted by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010

kabootled 

(adj.) The quickly growing term used to describe one's feeling of deep philosophical intelligence while very under the influence of drugs, mainly weed and hallucinates. Only appropriate when at the climax of one's high.
Dude, life's just a brick door that we allow the world to close, but its' like, we can open it, ya know? Dude I am sooo kabootled right now.
kabootled by cloud9with_ghandi July 27, 2010

kapooted 

Simply a synonym for "zooted." When one is extremely high, drunk, or better yet, both.
I was so kapooted last night at the bar that I ended up passed out at my boy's crib with no recollection of how or when I got there.
kapooted by Kipstopher January 21, 2010

Kazooted 

The act of being a dog and zooted
Wow, I am kazooted haha lol hehe xD. I am kazooted off the seesaw at the high functioning dog park
Kazooted by Spoodlydoodly June 19, 2023
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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