kabak

To take a dick out of your mouth because you put to many in it.

Listen you dirty cuntwaffle take the kabak your mouth, becomes a level which even a whore is discussed.!

by milkmycocko February 12, 2021

Kabammed

Screwed over, glitched. Having been left vulnerable in a game due to poor programming, resulting in huge losses of game items, troops or other valuable game items with no compensation.

Having been screwed over and uncompensated by a game company because of bad programming or the deliberate intent of the gamemaker; seemingly to generate more revenue for that gaming company.

A situation which a gamer unexpectedly experiences losses through no fault of his own, and left uncompensated by the gamemaker

I was totally Kabammed, I came online and discovered all my troops inexplicably dead or disappeared- my game glitched.

I wrote to Customer service but they wouldnt help or compensate me. I was Kabammed!

by Cadrems July 24, 2015

Kabatchi

A term coined by Indie rock band, Deer, Daniel, that is used when everything is good and right. Most effective when spoken in a surfer/ninja turtle voice, but not necessarily crucial. KABATCHI!

all my friends are in the same room and none of them are fighting like little pricks. Kabatchi!

by applejax May 11, 2012

Kabamed

When something you love is unfairly taken away because of someone else. Based off of the game company Kabam.

Guy 1: So you can't use the computer anymore because your brother was caught watching porn?

Guy 2: Yeah, my parents totally Kabamed me.

by THIsuduper August 27, 2014

Kabamed

The act of paying someone money to forcefully rape you in the anus.

Person 1: "Hey what happened to all of your money? And why are you walking funny?"

Person 2: "I was Kabamed by some guy last night."

by Doc. Strange April 12, 2017

kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

Kabalarian

The Kabalarian philosophy is a religious 'cult' based on the teachings of Alfred J. Parker. They base a large part of the teachings around Name Analysis. Despite the use of the word 'Kabala' in the word, Kabalarian Philosophy is not related to the teachings or practitioners of Kabala.

A Kabalarian philosophy teaches that you might be happier with a different first name that matches your last name better.

by Festerius April 17, 2006