jwall

always jacking off onto a specific wall and leaving it to dry.

jizz is cheaper than paint, that's why I have a jwall.

by ilovekesha455 November 3, 2010

jallopy

Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!

jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars

by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008

Jwellin

1. The Modification of any vehicle that does not improve performance or looks. AKA: Rice

2. To make something that is already shitty, shittier.

3. To use one's vehicle as a way to attract members of the same sex for sexual intercourse.
jwellman2: Dude! How do you like my ride?
goldenstang00: Its jwellin, Dog!

jwellman2: Dude! How do you like my ride?
goldenstang00: Its jwellin, Dog!

by Dare232 December 30, 2008

a jallen

A 'quite fit in an ugly way' sort of guy.

Girl 1: That guy is well fit!
Girl 2: Hmm, he's a bit of a jallen.

by killawhales August 22, 2009

Jallen

A big brain; the epicest AP Human Geography teachers; the best chess player; the most scholarly of scholars.

Friend: Did you do the 4-page essay for Jallen's class?
Me: Nah, I'll do it during homeroom today.

by BigBruhMomento September 6, 2022

JWalk

An upgrade. Refers to how Panic at the Disco got so much better after they replaced Brent with JWalk.

"Dude, I got some really shitty seats."

"For $10 bucks you can JWalk 'em to front row center."

"Seriously? Shit, JWalk me then!"

by AnnaBanana14 June 19, 2008

jwalk

The nickname given to Panic! at the Disco bassist Jon Walker. First letter of first name and first part of his last.

JWALK is so much better than Brent.

by Bob Magnifico August 10, 2006