1. The Modification of any vehicle that does not improve performance or looks. AKA: Rice

2. To make something that is already shitty, shittier.

3. To use one's vehicle as a way to attract members of the same sex for sexual intercourse.
jwellman2: Dude! How do you like my ride?
goldenstang00: Its jwellin, Dog!

jwellman2: Dude! How do you like my ride?
goldenstang00: Its jwellin, Dog!

Jwellin by Dare232 December 30, 2008

a jallen

A 'quite fit in an ugly way' sort of guy.

Girl 1: That guy is well fit!
Girl 2: Hmm, he's a bit of a jallen.

a jallen by killawhales August 22, 2009

Jallen

A big brain; the epicest AP Human Geography teachers; the best chess player; the most scholarly of scholars.

Friend: Did you do the 4-page essay for Jallen's class?
Me: Nah, I'll do it during homeroom today.

Jallen by BigBruhMomento September 6, 2022

JWalk

An upgrade. Refers to how Panic at the Disco got so much better after they replaced Brent with JWalk.

"Dude, I got some really shitty seats."

"For $10 bucks you can JWalk 'em to front row center."

"Seriously? Shit, JWalk me then!"

JWalk by AnnaBanana14 June 19, 2008

jwalk

The nickname given to Panic! at the Disco bassist Jon Walker. First letter of first name and first part of his last.

JWALK is so much better than Brent.

jwalk by Bob Magnifico August 10, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026