JWalk

An upgrade. Refers to how Panic at the Disco got so much better after they replaced Brent with JWalk.

"Dude, I got some really shitty seats."

"For $10 bucks you can JWalk 'em to front row center."

"Seriously? Shit, JWalk me then!"

by AnnaBanana14 June 19, 2008

jwalk

The nickname given to Panic! at the Disco bassist Jon Walker. First letter of first name and first part of his last.

JWALK is so much better than Brent.

by Bob Magnifico August 10, 2006

Leo Jalkanen

A person who is super sexy and very masculine

BRO 1 : Did you see that hot man
BRO 2 : Yes, He was a LEO JALKANEN
BR0 1 : awesomesauce

by waldez27 October 28, 2019

j walk

To cross the road in an illegal manner.

"The cop tried to jack me for j-walking, so i busted outta there."

by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003

jalk

A jalk is a cross between a jog and a walk in which someone frequently switches between walking and jogging, usually because they are unable to sustain a full jog.

I wanted to go for a jog this morining but I was so tired from my work-out all I could manage was a jalk.

by eido June 13, 2008

jwank

An insult use for someone who is rich stupid fat and ugly. A jwank is often given everything they ever wanted and work for nothing. Someone who is a jwank is also often characterized by their lack of good judgment.

Michael:Do you know lauren?
River:yea, shes such a jwank.

by Unworthy December 14, 2016

jalkholate

to masturbate, to beat the meat,

After I saw Kim Kardashian's ass, I jalkholated for 2 hours last night

by Hameed June 11, 2008