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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
Diamond Jubilee
A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.
"Ugh, what's with the long line? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."
Diamond Jubilee by Mr. Me, Esq. July 2, 2012
Jubbin
When you're eating so furiously and ferociously that food is kinda just going everywhere as you stuff your mouth full. Some may get on the ceiling, the floor, your shirt, or the walls.
Jubbin by Person_Without_aName December 13, 2022
Jubilee Line
Did your city give you asthma? Are you fucking leaving?
Wilbur Soot sure did, he wrote a song about it called Jubilee Line.
Wilbur Soot sure did, he wrote a song about it called Jubilee Line.
Rose: I hate to say it, but your sister was right.
Danny: Oh that’s one of Wilbur’s songs right?
Rose: Yeah!
Danny: Jubilee Line?
Rose: No, you fucking idiot.
Danny: Oh that’s one of Wilbur’s songs right?
Rose: Yeah!
Danny: Jubilee Line?
Rose: No, you fucking idiot.
Jubilee Line by Dreamnap March 18, 2021
bad jubies
Bad Jubies is defined as the bad vibe or aura that a person, place or thing gives off. When an object or person gives off bad jubies it is in your best interest to get the fuck away from said bad jubies.
bad jubies by 18thcenturyho May 17, 2016
Chocolate Cherries Jubilee
Much like the Rusty Trombone, the Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is performed from the rear. The giver has the receiver's balls in his/her mouth and is giving them a reach around, while simultaneously stimulating thier cornhole with his/her nose. At the point of orgasm the reciever then plasters the giver's face with a massive turd.
The Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is perhaps my favorite way of relieving my sexual and bowel tension all at the same time!
Chocolate Cherries Jubilee by spencerlovesboys December 3, 2007
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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