Jumbi 

An evil curse. a traditional word used by old African slaves in crappy english books.

used to label bad luck.

"Ah, the cat has an evil jumbi, we must kill it!"

Jumbi by Oxford Dictionary December 17, 2003

Jumbi 

A person who is just full of win, and everything always ends up perfectly for them.

That girl has that most adorable dog ever, but she thinks its ugly. Must be a jumbi.

Jumbi by Jumba! August 16, 2009

jo-jumbi 

A tea-drinking British man that can usually be spotted from a distance given his birthmark is showing.

Might be running from Cathysawce in an attempt to not get eaten.

A: Look its jo-jumbi!

B: Where?

A: You don't see him?

B: Oh, I couldn't see his leg, but I do now.

jo-jumbi by im not realy black May 17, 2008

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

Diamond Jubilee 

A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.

"Ugh, what's with the long line? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."

Diamond Jubilee by Mr. Me, Esq. July 2, 2012

JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"

Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"

JUMBLE-GUT by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Jubbin 

When you're eating so furiously and ferociously that food is kinda just going everywhere as you stuff your mouth full. Some may get on the ceiling, the floor, your shirt, or the walls.

"Man, I was jubbin so hard at that steakhouse last night I forgot to breathe."

Jubbin by Person_Without_aName December 13, 2022