A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.

"Ugh, what's with the long line? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."

Diamond Jubilee by Mr. Me, Esq. July 2, 2012

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Jubilee Line

Did your city give you asthma? Are you fucking leaving?

Wilbur Soot sure did, he wrote a song about it called Jubilee Line.

Rose: I hate to say it, but your sister was right.
Danny: Oh that’s one of Wilbur’s songs right?
Rose: Yeah!
Danny: Jubilee Line?
Rose: No, you fucking idiot.

Jubilee Line by Dreamnap March 18, 2021

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Chocolate Cherries Jubilee

Much like the Rusty Trombone, the Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is performed from the rear. The giver has the receiver's balls in his/her mouth and is giving them a reach around, while simultaneously stimulating thier cornhole with his/her nose. At the point of orgasm the reciever then plasters the giver's face with a massive turd.

The Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is perhaps my favorite way of relieving my sexual and bowel tension all at the same time!

Chocolate Cherries Jubilee by spencerlovesboys December 3, 2007

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