justibate

1. to have multiple small orgasms to an inanimate object
2. to be so obsessed with something that it gets hard for others to be around

tom: hey wanna go to dairy queen?
bill: nah, imma go justibate to COD4

by nosouledginger June 06, 2010

Justibate

When you try to justify not going out to stay home and masterbate instead

Dude 1: I’m not going out; I think I need some me time.
Dude 2: Friends don’t let friends justibate. Grab your coat.

by NaughtyBird March 13, 2022