justibate

1. to have multiple small orgasms to an inanimate object
2. to be so obsessed with something that it gets hard for others to be around

tom: hey wanna go to dairy queen?
bill: nah, imma go justibate to COD4

by nosouledginger June 6, 2010

Justibate

When you try to justify not going out to stay home and masterbate instead

Dude 1: I’m not going out; I think I need some me time.
Dude 2: Friends don’t let friends justibate. Grab your coat.

by NaughtyBird March 13, 2022

Juxtabate

To masterbate with somebody else to such a mind blowing effect that it heavily contrasts the recipient's own skills and techniques.

Whoa, like she just totally juxtabated me last night, so much better than whatever I could do.

by PorkiousMaximus November 28, 2014

jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

by Michelle September 10, 2003

Justinator

The perfect boyfriend. Charming, gracious, and incredibly attractive.
The boyfriend superhero.

My baby is a justinator!

by Manya September 25, 2006

justisabeaun

the greatest love match in history, a reincarnation of adam and eve, a bonnie and clyde romance dangerous to those around but involved the most powerful exuberant love formation that could rock the heavens, so beautiful shakespere had told there story under the names of romeo and juliet, never before has earth encountered such a divine combination of kindred spirits! the sound of love through stereos created vibes that sent shock waves through out galaxies a big bang that created the star of life, also referred to as 'justisabeaun'. two bodies with one soul amalgamated by unconditional love! when love making there are no bounds too restricting, from your head to your toes, there's no explaining the level of risque business that unfolds, to an extent a little too adventurous. in summary justisabeaun is the ultimate and absolute. one day to take over the world!!!

boy: i love you
girl: how much?
boy: never could i put it into worlds
girl: there is one
boy: JUSTISABEAUN!

look at the beautiful night sky, yes lit up by justisabeaun's beauty!

person 1: OMG
person 2: is that what i think it is?
person 3: what?
person 1: quick get the camera out this only happens once every life time
person 3: HOLY SHIT
person 1: justisabeaun has once again been reborn!!!
JUSTISABEAUN: why are they taking photos?
JUSTISABEAUN: because we're the meaning to life!!!!

by isin September 4, 2013

Justinator

See sexy.

That guy is such a Justinator.

by Twisted Cheshire September 25, 2006