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original jurisdiction 

to be the first person to have sex with a virgin
I am so happy i had original jurisdiction on this fine-ass-bitch!

jurisdicktion 

One's perceived authority to be a total a**h**e to everyone around him.
Tronald Dump has acquired such a sense of "rich-guy" entitlement that he seems to think he's got jurisdicktion over everyone in America.
jurisdicktion by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Personal Jurisdiction 

euphemism for a girl's willingness to sleep with a guy.
Friend: "He's totally flirting with you. You know what he wants."

Girl: "yeah but where he want to go, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction."

Sexual Jurisdiction 

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.
Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

jurisdicktion 

to own ones vagina
Jimmy dated Sally and had sex with her everyday for five months, therefore he had the jurisdicktion in her vagina.
jurisdicktion by Mythss June 8, 2009

Sexual Jurisdiction 

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts upon a female, without it being weird/illegal. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" is typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.
Dave- "Wait dude, your girlfriend is only 16 years old???"

Nick- "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"