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original jurisdiction 

to be the first person to have sex with a virgin
I am so happy i had original jurisdiction on this fine-ass-bitch!

jurisdicktion 

One's perceived authority to be a total a**h**e to everyone around him.
Tronald Dump has acquired such a sense of "rich-guy" entitlement that he seems to think he's got jurisdicktion over everyone in America.
jurisdicktion by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Personal Jurisdiction 

euphemism for a girl's willingness to sleep with a guy.
Friend: "He's totally flirting with you. You know what he wants."

Girl: "yeah but where he want to go, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction."

Sexual Jurisdiction 

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.
Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

jurisdicktion 

to own ones vagina
Jimmy dated Sally and had sex with her everyday for five months, therefore he had the jurisdicktion in her vagina.
jurisdicktion by Mythss June 8, 2009

Sexual Jurisdiction 

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts upon a female, without it being weird/illegal. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" is typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.
Dave- "Wait dude, your girlfriend is only 16 years old???"

Nick- "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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