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junkbeard 

Junkbeard - Quite simply, pubic hair. Instead of around your face, it's around your nuts, or your junk.
"Better shave the ol' junkbeard tonight, my girl's not going to want to go into a jungle."
junkbeard by Radenium June 21, 2016
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junkyard ho 

A thick bitch with a fat ass and a lot of issues. Her face looks like Quasimodo and she lives on the bad side of town.
Torrance: Yo homie what are you doing with that chick?

Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn

Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.

Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.
junkyard ho by Leland Bruce January 23, 2023

Junkyard Jesus 

The most epic character from your town. Usually has long hair making them resemble Jesus.
We love you junkyard jesus, make love to me junkyard jesus, please.

You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.
Junkyard Jesus by lendf8930 May 8, 2011

junkhead 

A song by Alice In Chains off their album Dirt. Written about Layne Staley's heroin addiction.

junk is a slang word for heroin
fan 1: yo man, did you get Dirt by Alice In Chains yet?
fan 2: yeah, did you hear Junkhead?
fan 1: yeah, its about Layne Staley and heroin
junkhead by xXGARTHXx August 15, 2006

Junkyard Barbie 

A woman whose individual body parts are nice, but they don't match, so her body is like a Barbie doll assembled by taking various parts out of a trash heap.
You are with a friend and see a woman with a cute face, but her head is a bit big for her body. Or she has a nice bosom and an upper body that is right for a 140 pound woman, mixed with thin legs that look like they belong on a woman weighing 105 pounds. You say to your buddy, "check out the Junkyard Barbie over there".
Junkyard Barbie by blackcab996 September 25, 2010

junkyard turkey 

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner
"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"
junkyard turkey by sad_alum February 1, 2019

junkyard jangle 

when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus
Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-

Sweet how did it go?

I fuckin pre-jacked

You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?

Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.
junkyard jangle by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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