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The most epic character from your town. Usually has long hair making them resemble Jesus.
We love you junkyard jesus, make love to me junkyard jesus, please.

You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.
by lendf8930 April 17, 2011
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