Junkage

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A man's answer to woman's cleavage. A fashion statement achieved by adjusting ones fly to various levels to achieve an inviting look.

All the girls were talking about Jimmy's titillating junkage display.

At fashion week in Milan, it was officially decided that tasteful junkage is the new black.

Junkage by Showem January 26, 2013

Words you can keep

junkage

the stuff in between your legs*.

*if unclear, shave hairs first. Now check to see.
There is two type of junkage:
penis & va jay jay
1.penis goes out
2.va jay jay goes in

also known as the genitalia.

I want a man with nice junkage.

junkage by gluestickhxc March 25, 2009

Related Words

junkage • Junkage Pies • jankage • jukage • Junkaneering • Junkanese • junkapedia • junkatecture • junktage

Junkage Pies

Totally Awesome

Junkage pies thats a nice car

Junkage Pies by Eduardo Gustavian October 18, 2003

junkapedia

One of the coolest people on tumblr. Unconventional blogging aesthetic, colorful, eclectic. True tumblr legend solidified with over 600,000 followers and has only been on for less than 1 year. Answers some of your asks but generally kind of arrogant or passive-aggressive, understandably. Occasionally gives good advice. Usually just a degenerate and nut-case. Posts such cool stuff though, has 2 other blogs all funny/cool.

Dave: Have you been following junkapedia's activity lately?
Jamie: Dude, any blogger with good taste and a penchant for violence and good humor follows junkapedia.
Matt: Yeah, junkapedia is 'the bomb'.
Dave: Shut up Matt, no one asked your opinion.

junkapedia by asher port May 28, 2014

junktage

Junktage is all the Ebullshit you find on Ebay looking for some nice things from the 70's or the 80's.. so looks like vintage but really is junktage..

Boy, look all that junktage he's got! what is it a E-barn sale?

junktage by mave73 November 17, 2007

Junkaneering

someone who makes things out of junk

mate, that bike you built out of a pile of garbage is an excellent example of Junkaneering. its so good you could use it every day if it wasn't so crappy looking.

Junkaneering by fartiscrubs June 15, 2018

Junkanese

The language spoken by people who collect a lot of junk, scrap or garage sale stuff. This language is also spoken by people who try to haggle on prices of junk shit at sales.

I dont know man, he knows the value, that guy speaks Junkanese...

Junkanese by barnyard1974 December 8, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026