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Junkage

A man's answer to woman's cleavage. A fashion statement achieved by adjusting ones fly to various levels to achieve an inviting look.
All the girls were talking about Jimmy's titillating junkage display.

At fashion week in Milan, it was officially decided that tasteful junkage is the new black.
by Showem January 26, 2013
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junkage

the stuff in between your legs*.

*if unclear, shave hairs first. Now check to see.
There is two type of junkage:
penis & va jay jay
1.penis goes out
2.va jay jay goes in

also known as the genitalia.
I want a man with nice junkage.
by gluestickhxc March 25, 2009
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Junkage Pies

by Eduardo Gustavian October 18, 2003
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junkapedia

One of the coolest people on tumblr. Unconventional blogging aesthetic, colorful, eclectic. True tumblr legend solidified with over 600,000 followers and has only been on for less than 1 year. Answers some of your asks but generally kind of arrogant or passive-aggressive, understandably. Occasionally gives good advice. Usually just a degenerate and nut-case. Posts such cool stuff though, has 2 other blogs all funny/cool.
Dave: Have you been following junkapedia's activity lately?
Jamie: Dude, any blogger with good taste and a penchant for violence and good humor follows junkapedia.
Matt: Yeah, junkapedia is 'the bomb'.
Dave: Shut up Matt, no one asked your opinion.
by asher port May 28, 2014
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junktage

Junktage is all the Ebullshit you find on Ebay looking for some nice things from the 70's or the 80's.. so looks like vintage but really is junktage..
Boy, look all that junktage he's got! what is it a E-barn sale?
by mave73 November 17, 2007
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Junkaneering

someone who makes things out of junk
mate, that bike you built out of a pile of garbage is an excellent example of Junkaneering. its so good you could use it every day if it wasn't so crappy looking.
by fartiscrubs June 15, 2018
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Junkanese

The language spoken by people who collect a lot of junk, scrap or garage sale stuff. This language is also spoken by people who try to haggle on prices of junk shit at sales.
I dont know man, he knows the value, that guy speaks Junkanese...
by barnyard1974 December 8, 2011
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