jankage

Adjective. Something that still functions basically how it's supposed to, but has reached the point where it's old and now functions (or seems to function) in an odd or off-putting way.

Wow this old rollercoaster has got some real jankage.

by ThatPurpleTeen February 12, 2022

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Junkage

A man's answer to woman's cleavage. A fashion statement achieved by adjusting ones fly to various levels to achieve an inviting look.

All the girls were talking about Jimmy's titillating junkage display.

At fashion week in Milan, it was officially decided that tasteful junkage is the new black.

by Showem January 26, 2013

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jackage

1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.

1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.

by jacks offten December 27, 2007

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jackage

Material - pictures or videos used for jacking off.

Man, Mister Fister has some high-quality jackage for the discriminating gentleman.

by Mister_Fister May 27, 2006

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Jankadelic

Electronic music typically composed on equipment that doesn't function entirely properly or with an intentionally incorrect musical structure.

Their music was funky, but that off-time synthesizer that is missing keys made it really jankadelic.

by Wicker Basket November 24, 2011

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junkage

the stuff in between your legs*.

*if unclear, shave hairs first. Now check to see.
There is two type of junkage:
penis & va jay jay
1.penis goes out
2.va jay jay goes in

also known as the genitalia.

I want a man with nice junkage.

by gluestickhxc March 25, 2009

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