jundge

Crusty hair gel that has been left on your head too long.

In a doctors waiting room:
Man 1: Ew what a crust-head, look at those flakes.
Man 2: Might be jundge...
doctor: Could be a bad case of cradle cap.
Men: oh the flakes... "Shuders"

by jazalaa August 19, 2008

jundge

the single most amazing word in the universe. it can mean everything AND anything you want it to mean.

"yo did you see that jundge i got today?"
"that kid's a jundge"
"get that jundge off your face"
"one day, we'll all jundge"

by gnasty September 9, 2007

Judge Labeled

Someone judging a person that they do not know and with little to no information, giving them a derogatory label as a result of their bias. Thus, drawing a conclusion about the kind of person they are based on said label.

“That guy legit said I must be a slut if I drink tequila shots. He obviously judge labeled us from across the bar”

by Unzipped Intentions July 9, 2020

Don't judge before you know

This is something most people should learn. Stop judging and saying what people are and aren't if you don't know them, if you don't live their lives. Only them know the reality.

Person 1: Look at this fool, he look like a buster!
Person 2: Maan, don't judge before you know

by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020

Trump Jungen

The young followers of Donald Trump. Similar to those that followed Hitler, called the Hitler Youth or Hitler Jungen.

The Hitler Youth or Hitler Jungen used to embody hatred and bigotry, but they can now be replaced by the Trump Jungen.

by Nipple master November 15, 2016

junderpants

jeans that are purposefully cut off short to be worn as underpants.

This never-nude wears junderpants in the shower.

by TimmerOU812 June 25, 2012

Russian Judge

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.

After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018