Jumpin Jesus
Jumpin Jesus by AT02202 December 18, 2006
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jumpin jesus
1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus
2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation
2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation
jumpin jesus by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick
Exclamation of disbelief.
From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SwankSpike April 13, 2006
Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by luser November 21, 2002
Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick
"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"
Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SpiderGirl April 30, 2003
Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski
Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015