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Jumbles My Tower 

When someone or something is really frustrating and/or distressing you, it means that your tower is being, or as been, jumbled.

Similar to Rustle My Jimmies
That asshole at work really jumbles my tower

I'm getting so fucking jumbled right now

You're really jumbling my tower

My jimmies are jumbled

waverly jumbles 

1) Another name for testicles, or balls

2) Jame's Madison's favorite type of cookie.
1) Higgins totally racked his waverly jumbles on Alex's knee when he fell off the yoga ball.

2) Those waverly jumbles we ate in class were so fucking good.
waverly jumbles by Brett W October 5, 2006

JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
JUMBLE-GUT by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Bumble Jumble 

A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.
He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.

He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.
Bumble Jumble by yinwa August 17, 2010

crotch jumble 

someone who is caught with their hands down their pants, or their hands over their genital area
"Hey Evalin, stop picking your crotch jumble and come over here"
crotch jumble by StefanStamp June 11, 2008
When you are both high, and drunk. Another word for crossed.
bro, we’re gonna get so jumbled tonight fuck.
Jumbled by millybeth April 27, 2019