Skip to main content

jujubear 

(n) an adorable Princess Penguin; distinguishing marks include a cute little nose and great hair. Jujubears tend to worry excessively, but become much happier when given the chance to buy shoes and drink bubble tea.
Crikey! 'at Jujubear looks really angry. We'd betta get her to a mall.
Urban Dictionary Merch

Juju Bear 

A term of affection for someone whose name begins with J.
J.R. is my juju bear.
Juju Bear by Missa_Sempai December 25, 2009

Jujubean 

a nice puerto rican girl with a fat ass
Mayleen is a jujubean
Jujubean by WOWER10 May 2, 2011

Jujubeans 

A superhero taking over the world some day. He is an reincarnated god, which is why he is so intelligent and wise.

He is perfect - except being the younger twin, who is for that being inferior to him and constantly teasing him about it - which is the only time he is unable to control his emotions.
"Ju, you'll be always be the small Jujubeans"
"It's only one day"
Jujubeans by Quexen January 1, 2017

JuJuBean 

A conceited individual with a tiny penis that dances and plays frisbee to compensate for his tiny manhood. He preys on unsuspecting, young, V-club members and tries to take their innocence away, until he drops his pants and reveals his tiny package.
That guy I thought was so cool turned out to be a huge jujubean
JuJuBean by cricket1986 July 19, 2010

Jujubeast 

A jujube posessed by evil spirits.
I reached my hand in for another one in the dark theatre and the Jujubeast bit me.
Jujubeast by Bunnyavenger May 4, 2004

jujuberries 

When it is really cold outside and your ball shrivel up
Man it's really jujuberries outside, my balls are inside of me
jujuberries by Jane Marie. December 24, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next