jujube

A princess disguising as a commoner, known for her wit, creativity and seductive powers.
With her ability to melt hearts by gaze, she single handedly stole Mario and Link away from Peach and Zelda.

She rules over her legion of secret admirers and huge fan base from her many ingeniuous short stories.

An unobtainable, passionate and highly desired young woman.

Friend1: Can you make it for Robin's birthday party tonight?
Friend2: No time to talk, I have to climb the Himalyas, fight a house of Ninja Tigers, and lose my left pinky in a fire tornado.
Friend1: Princess Jujube summoned you for a game of chess after a perilous quest didn't she?
Friend2: Yes
Friend1: HOLD ON! I'm comming too!

by Shad20 May 14, 2011

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HongKong Pussy with Jujube

a sentence commonly used in Wenzhou, a city in southeast mainland china.
Every wenzhou man's wet dream, It could describe something is really pleasant that appears to be too good to be true,

Guy1: " Hey, Guy from Wenzhou, what's your favorite dish?"
Guy2: " HongKong Pussy with Jujube, I can eat it everyday in my life"

by ILOVEMurica November 15, 2022

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Jujubee

The universe once gave the greatest gift it could into the world. This blessing was to be known as Jujubee....the least ratchet of them all. She would lead the the world out of the dark ratchetness it had been plunged into and into an new era or tranquility and peaceful celebration of light.

Jujubee will drag that ratchet bitch til she bleeds happiness.

by Jujubee666 September 10, 2017

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