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juises is a liquid that is created by smacking clams into oprahs back hair. juises and usualy giving to you by a reindeer in a boat. juises come in 2 different flavours infant menstrual flavour and the sole of the chinese chess teams shoe flavour.
Mohammed: oi cuzzyg want some juises
abdul: only if you got infant menstrual flavour

mohammed: yeah ghee
abdul: alright sweet put it in a cup made from deformed midget skulls
juises by juiseschamp October 22, 2011
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Juicesacker 

1. A person who snakes your run while partaking in board sports (i.e. Snowboarding, skateboarding, skiing, etc.)

2. A person who partakes in an action sport, dresses like they've been doing said sport for years (makes you think they can nail everytrick ever- everytime), but is actually very bad or basic at said sport.

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Example:

1. Person #1 goes to hit a box while snowboarding, when person #2 speeds down the mountain, and hits the box before person #1 can get to it.

Person #1 yells at person #2 "Hey, fuck you, juicesacker!"

2. Group of people on a lift watch a person in flashy colors speeding down the jump line at a ski resort.

Person on lift, "I bet this guy's gonna bust out
atleast a fat 9."
Person straight airs all the jumps oin the jump line, with the occasional Indy grab.
Person on lift, "damn, that dude's a juicesacker..."
Juicesacker by Spe5hul March 9, 2010

Juicesintern 

Definition of single, most single guy you’ll ever meet.
Friend1: Did you see juicesintern today?
Friend2: You mean the lonely dude?
Juicesintern by anonymous September 20, 2021

Ham Juices

The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.
Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!

Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
Ham Juices by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2015

Passion Juices

Passion juices are the various liquids that are secreated from multiple orifaces while engaging in sexual activity.

Ex. Be careful if you lay in my bed, there may still be some passion juices lining my sheets.
Passion Juices by laysiege February 18, 2009

Pizza Juissi 

A pizza with all the best toppings that only exists in dreams but saying the word in real life is just as good, if not better, than actually eating the pizza.
I woke up shouting pizza juissi and I liked it so much better than any pizza I've ever tasted!

Last night I had some dank ass pizza juissi!
Pizza Juissi by tihmn August 1, 2020

Lady Juices 

Girls that can rocket ejaculate out of themselves by masturbating really hard and frantically- most of the time legs spread open as far as they can go, and fingers in- letting out squirts- spraying down the camera or what is in front of her- making the camera shot- drip with the wetness, over her bed or whatever is in front completely socked.

-meaning that she squirted girl-cum all over the place.
Used in the Nevaeh Saga by Marcel Duriez
'Ava- she sprayed her 'Lady Juices' all over the dash.'
Used in the Nevaeh Saga by Marcel Duriez
Lady Juices by M. R. Duriez October 4, 2018
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