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A beast ass motherfucker who everyone loves. He is the best basketball player and everyone should pay him money. He has the best taste in music.
Judsen is a beast.
judsen by Judjud July 24, 2015
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Judenfreude 

pleasure derived from the misfortunes of Jews.
I punched Moshe in the face. Judenfreude.
Judenfreude by juden1982 July 13, 2010
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n). One of the coolest people to inhabit the earth. Someone with confidence, charisma, and grace. A Judson does not stick to particular group, but sustains a rather expansive amount of friends. There are many kinds of Judson's, but the typical one is found to be sophisticated, intelligent, attractive, athletic, and, in general, the fucking man.
Example #1)

Chad: Yo Jud, whats good man?
Judson: Nothing much my dood.
Chad: That's so cool, you're so awesome.
Judson: Word.

Example #2)

Becky: Wow, you're like ridiculous. Like I leave you for one minute and you're like getting it on with these two equally attractive and respectable women?
Judson: Step aside and grab me a bag of cool-ranch while your up.
Judson by ChadBroChill17777777 January 21, 2010

Judgenoculars 

An apparatus used to pass judgement on passersby based on their appearance, expression, or swirling rumors. Also used in meetings to evaluate the worth of someone's comments. Focusing in on the details that reveal someone's intentions or evidence of misguided behavior. The use of which is recounted later by gesturing with circling hand motions around the eyes. Can be put away for later use by simply keeping on your invisible croakies.
I was sure to take out my judgenoculars when I spotted a poor graduate student being plucked away from his desk by the dean with the hiked up skirt. I focused in on the sultry expression on her face and his eager look of intrigue.
Judgenoculars by Abi Sharkfin November 23, 2010
A Judson is a loving , passionate person who cares for all around him. He is sweet and cares about many people. He has a huge expansion of friends that all care about him dearly. His hobby's are usually playing instruments and acting. A Judson is a great person to hang around and he will never leave your side. A Judson is also very attractive and has a very big heart. He cares for a lot of people but certain people he cares for the most.
"you always need a Judson in your life"
"Don't underestimate Judson"

"Judson so kind"
Judson by TinaBear!! April 3, 2017

North Judson 

A small town surrounded by corn in none other than everybody's favorite farming state, Indiana. Nothing's quite as it seems in this sleepy little town. The unimaginative reject it and the awesome add their own spin to it's ever changing ways.
It's North Judson, keep up.
North Judson by Jaynebow April 26, 2011

Judenhimer

A way of expressing confusion. An insult that they won’t know what it means.
What the judenhimer was that noise.

Shut up u judenhimer
Judenhimer by Tekashi 6ix 9ine November 3, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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