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juana-be

Someone who pretends to be a stoner or acts like a stoner for attention or the opportunity to appear "cool".

Also, for more obvious textual evidence, marijuana-be.
Mary Jane always talks about how she's stoned all the time, but everyone knows she's just a juana-be.
by Freaky-Deeky May 29, 2012
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juana beng

An amusing way of saying 'wanna bang' in a hispanic accent
by Juanabenger December 9, 2017
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Juala Bear

Jew-ah-la Ba-air. The Juala Bear is a new species of the Koala Bear that was found living in the Jungles of Israel. The name, given to it for obvious reasons, was derived from the fact that it is a species of the Koala Bear that lives in the Jewish state of Israel. This Bear has often times been spotted with Jewish leaders and even wearing a Kippah (jewish cap traditionally worn on the cap of one's head).
An example of a "Juala Bear" can be found by doing an image search for a Jewish Koala Bear. Or go visit the great country of Israel.
by TheMan OfMen September 6, 2013
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Juan Bellesito

A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.
Have you heard of Juan Bellesito
Who the fuck is that??”
by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019
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Juanabepimp

Some tall nigga who broke his toes and can’t wrestle. His shoes are pretty gay and he thinks his glasses are cool
Juan: My watch is 400 dollars
Me: I saw you buy it at the pulga juanabepimp
by Juanabepimp February 7, 2018
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Juanabe

A wannabe Latino. A white person who acts like a chola/cholo.
"Holy shit, Susan, what's with the drawn on eyebrows slicked back ponytail? Are you going Juanabe on me?"
by jennab October 21, 2008
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