juana-be 

Someone who pretends to be a stoner or acts like a stoner for attention or the opportunity to appear "cool".

Also, for more obvious textual evidence, marijuana-be.

Mary Jane always talks about how she's stoned all the time, but everyone knows she's just a juana-be.

juana-be by Freaky-Deeky May 29, 2012

juana beng 

An amusing way of saying 'wanna bang' in a hispanic accent

Hey sexy, juana beng?

juana beng by Juanabenger December 9, 2017

I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

someone strong that makes a definition about Juan.

not gonna lie, I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse! by cnuajikiuik,i8 December 14, 2025

Juala Bear 

Jew-ah-la Ba-air. The Juala Bear is a new species of the Koala Bear that was found living in the Jungles of Israel. The name, given to it for obvious reasons, was derived from the fact that it is a species of the Koala Bear that lives in the Jewish state of Israel. This Bear has often times been spotted with Jewish leaders and even wearing a Kippah (jewish cap traditionally worn on the cap of one's head).

An example of a "Juala Bear" can be found by doing an image search for a Jewish Koala Bear. Or go visit the great country of Israel.

Juala Bear by TheMan OfMen September 6, 2013

Juan Bellesito 

A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.

Have you heard of Juan Bellesito
“Who the fuck is that??”

Juan Bellesito by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019

Juanabepimp 

Some tall nigga who broke his toes and can’t wrestle. His shoes are pretty gay and he thinks his glasses are cool

Juan: My watch is 400 dollars
Me: I saw you buy it at the pulga juanabepimp

Juanabepimp by Juanabepimp February 7, 2018

Juanabe

A wannabe Latino. A white person who acts like a chola/cholo.

"Holy shit, Susan, what's with the drawn on eyebrows slicked back ponytail? Are you going Juanabe on me?"

Juanabe by jennab October 21, 2008