Definitions by Freaky-Deeky

juana-be 

Someone who pretends to be a stoner or acts like a stoner for attention or the opportunity to appear "cool".

Also, for more obvious textual evidence, marijuana-be.

Mary Jane always talks about how she's stoned all the time, but everyone knows she's just a juana-be.

juana-be by Freaky-Deeky May 29, 2012

iCruds

The cruddy-quality white earphones included with every audio device coming straight out of Cupertino.

Me: Damn these freakin' iCruds! I got this iPod last week and they already broke!

iCruds by Freaky-Deeky October 15, 2011

Osama bin Laden 

dead.

Me - Osama bin Laden is dead!

Osama bin Laden by Freaky-Deeky May 24, 2011