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jrank by Dusty Bill October 19, 2008
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Janka
Janka is an amazing girl who thinks so little of herself, but she’ll be one of the greatest people you ever know. She beautiful, enough to strike a man dead with one stare. Smarter than all others, able to ace any test. Funnier than the best comedians, making you laugh till you can’t anymore. She will always be there for you and will keep your secrets. She acts so kind and sweet and will care for you no matter what. She says she’s toxic and fake, but don’t believe it. She is better than the kindest of souls. She always talks about how she never deserves any of your care and kindness, but that is just an excuse to give more. Always treat Janka right, and you’ll have the best life ever.
Guy 1: hey have you met Janka?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.
Janka by JoshTurnerRipOff December 5, 2019
Jank city
Something that is overwhelmingly janky or a large accumulation of janky items all in the same place.
Jank city by Thejankygirls May 15, 2020
Jank city
Something that is overwhelming janky or an accumulation of multiple janky items/people all in the same place.
Jank city by Thejankygirls May 15, 2020
slav jank
Slav Jank is a specific type of video game made in Russia or former Soviet Union satellite states. Slav Jank is known for it's surreal atmosphere, low to moderate quality, and poor localization. Slav Jank often leaves it's players in a state of confusion or emotional disquiet. Examples include "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." "Pathologic" "You Are Empty" and "Kreed."
slav jank by TheAussieBlue July 4, 2020
Jankiins
From the latin word of genitalia jankiins refers to a curse word which translate from the aizkrauklian language meaning ''Fuck your face''
Jankiins by The Aizkraulian February 7, 2019
jank junk
jank- a person with no moral compass. A tool.- something you use to do a crime with. Someone you use for sex. Junk Someone you wouldn't take home to meet the grandparents. A dump truck. Someone that's going no where in life.
jank junk by kEwL BrEeZe March 2, 2015
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