When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute
moment up until the point where the male's lightning
rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad
luck.
*ON
BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other
day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's
Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"