Josephite

Someone who would make a good Mormon because he or she does not get drunk, have premarital sex, or use illegal drugs. (Refers to Joseph Smith).

Whoa, was she at that frat party on Friday night?

No, of course not, she's a Josephite!

Josephite by Santa Is A Smoker October 10, 2011

Josephite

A chunk of flesh that is cut out of a Joseph. This rare mineral is often used to make dickhead potions. This mineral is best combined with Deanite for the best reactions

Nathan: Quick Xavier we need to put the Josephite in the deanite so they can procreate and make jeanite

Josephite by FetusDeletus8 December 17, 2018

Josephite

Josephite ,or in this context, Josephites |_plural_|-

(Noun.).---(Pronoun.).---(Feeling.).---(Emotion.).
The Gods of Gods of the Gods of the universe. Usually and favourably refers to the students of SJBHS, Bangalore or an other SJ institute. They are known to be among the best after growing up and are usually good at everything.

Example: Being a Josephite is one of my greatest accomplishments...

Josephite by SantaKlausTheGreat August 12, 2023

Josephite

Josephite ,or in this context, Josephites |_plural_|-

(Noun.).---(Pronoun.).---(Feeling.).---(Emotion.).
The Gods of Gods of the Gods of the universe. Usually and favourably refers to the students of SJBHS, Bangalore or an other SJ institute. They are known to be among the best after growing up and are usually good at everything.

Example: Being a Josephite is one of my greatest accomplishments...

Josephite by SantaKlausTheGreat August 12, 2023

Josephine Langford 

these two words can be used to describe the woman of your dreams. she's stunning,funny,smart and she basically has the whole package. if you get to breathe the same air with her, you're the luckiest mf on earth and that's on .

-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??

Josephine Langford by onlyintellectuals December 2, 2019

Josephine Langford 

The word Josephine Langford is synonymous to being Perfect inside out. Josephine Langford is a literal goddess. She's an unproblematic Queen, who deserves the whole world. She's beautiful, inspirational, powerful, talented and intelligent. So in a few words: She is the woman of many people's dreams. She belongs to NO ONE and is her OWN person.

Santa, can I have Josephine Langford for Christmas this year?
Santa: No. JL is out of everyone's league.

Josephine Langford by A Josexual November 17, 2020

Josephine langford 

Simply a fucking goddes. We dont even deserve that angel. A fucking queen and the humblest person being. She deserves the world . Bitches i'm josexual. That's it.

Josephine langford: the perfection.

Josephine langford by 35436678 May 21, 2020