Jorsting

Wearing jean shorts to a bar.

The loser in the corner is jorsting with his jean shorts.
That creepy jorster is trying to hit on me.

by lambylamb May 25, 2010

Peep jousting

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

by sminturn November 3, 2006

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

by Big Short January 20, 2009

anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006

hilt jousting

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections

They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting

by No puttz January 24, 2015

Dick Jousting

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

Jrsting Off

A comedic misspelling of jacking off, an allusion to masturbation, originating from the furry community.

Where's that furry gone, is he AFK?

No, he's just jrsting off to furry porn as per usual

What a degenerate...

by cyncac April 9, 2021