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Sweetest girl you will ever meet. She's hard to get,
but worth chasing. She is very beautiful and
deserves a guy who takes time to get to know her.
If you date her, treat her well. She's a keeper. She's
intelligent, kind, and beautiful. Very well liked, and
does not have many enemies.
Jorri is an amazing girl.
jorri by Sd07 April 16, 2015
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Strong Lovable has a big dick loves to play sports has abs cares for family and friends and fine
Look that fine kid Jorri over there!
Jorri by Dasonlyme December 9, 2018
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Jorri Duty 

Me: Hey, I saw you with that girl last night, she looks dead today
Will: Oh yeah, I was on Jorri Duty
*high five occurs between "Me" and "Will"*
Jorri Duty by Gaston Lakehurst April 24, 2011

jarrito96 

The OG username of junior grimes (or should I say “darnell grimes”) a British-Spanish kid who is notorious for being a fuckboi that came into his destiny by breaking hearts and playing any girl that came his way.

Junior grimes first used snapchat for fun but then embraced his destiny as the forbidden one and went on thot patrol to eradicate said internet hoes as that’s what junior was meant to do in his spare time aside from the obvious.

First created in 2013, junior knew little that this little username would have such a huge impact on the internet and how it would hold so much history on his life. J grimes allowed this username to grow into its own and take over and now it’s up and active and answering DMs from insta thots and Snapchat hoes like there’s no tomorrow but of course this is juniors we’re talking about so no need to worry as he can handle anything thrown at him.

Jarrito96 is FOREVER imprinted as the username of junior grimes even though he rarely manages it anymore.

a young man who fell in love and got hurt and abandoned his Snapchat to start over again is one way of looking at this username, but what is the “new start”, that remains to be seen.

Make no mistake, junior grimes hides alot of history with this username and never shall they stop asking questions on what truly happened when he used to use this handle.

@jarrito96 (junior !)

He’s known now as J grimes (or “junifer morningsnout)
Snapchat: pick a username

Junior: *types* “jarrito96”

Snapchat: *new account created*

History: *made*

____________

Junior: I need to tell her the truth

Darnell: no

Junior: there’s no other way

Darnell: then this is the last time I help you

Junior: *opens up snapchat*

*enters username: jarrito96*

Darnell: ah fuck v

Junior: I am ready

Darnell: there’s no starting over now you know that right ?

Junior: I know

*sends snap to her*

_____

Snapchat HQ: who’s the most iconic Snapchatter?

Jarrito96: come on, we all now that’s me

Snapchat HQ: alright you win

Jarrito96: there was NEVER a doubt in my mind

____

Jarrito96 is juniors iconic username for Snapchat, Instagram and Twitter, etc

____

Guy 1; man I’m lOST, idk what username to pick

Guy 2: how about jarrito or something?

Guy 1: nah man that’s junior grimes name I can’t steal that

Guy 2: shit your right, yeah you better pick something else

Guy 1: ......

___

Junior Grimes ©
jarrito96 by Righteous skill September 6, 2021

Jarrito96 

Internet handle by none other than “Darnell Grimes” aka juniors brother who’s an aspiring actor and former fitness trainer.

Hardly posts anymore, mostly considered a social media ghost

jarrito96 is instantly an iconic username that’s associated with Dirty Darnell, very easily identified
Jarrito96 means grimes, Darnell grimes

_________

Junior: wtf bro? Why you stealing my likes?

Darnell: you ain’t had any in the first place, little boy

Junior: I’m the top dog, get in line

Darnell: then I’m the bouncer that kicks you out instead

Junior: …..

____

Don’t mess with jarrito96 he’s low key deadly and most definitely plotting revenge should you cross him
A jordie is a attractive female with big tits.
Dude, that chick with big tits is definitely a jordie.
Jordie by Ucfjordan November 12, 2018

Jordie Jordan 

Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .
Have you seen Jordie Jordan's speedrun?

Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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