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jorbick
cool fucking guy he is known for the guy that has had sex at least one time with every girl in your school, yeah that guy. Total chad, amazing body, stays very humble though. He often is confused with a goblin based on his voice and mannerisms, a very cool guy nonetheless.
jorbick by royal slave of jorbick April 29, 2019
jorick
jorick by tulbandkoe October 28, 2013
jordick
Someone who talks shit but doesn't have the balls to back it up; has some athletic talent but is a hit and miss when it comes to clutch moments. Crisp route running and good awareness with the football in his hands but is notoriously known to have hamstring issues after making bad ass plays. Some would say he is a legend at avoiding getting his ass whooped after pissing someone off. He also answers to the name Papa J.
Stop being a Jordick.
jordick by ThenotsorealSlimShady May 20, 2016
Jerrick
Jerrick by Jerryberries December 19, 2017
Jorick
A person that is really sweet, but doesn't say the smartest things.
The stood in the back of the line when brains were handed out.
The stood in the back of the line when brains were handed out.
Jorick by thenamelesslucifer April 27, 2018
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